i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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