thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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