Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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