I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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