Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
my liver is dry heaving
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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