Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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