I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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