my mouth tastes like poor choices
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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