I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
