Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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