I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
