Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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