By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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