Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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