I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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