What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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