Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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