I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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