She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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