lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Im part way to drunk.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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