im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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