Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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