My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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