I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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