i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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