We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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