I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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