So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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