So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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