I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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