So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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