so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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