Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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