it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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