Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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