whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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