is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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