is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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