i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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