Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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