Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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