She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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