Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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