you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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