Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
then he tried to convert me to islam
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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