I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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