What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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