it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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