No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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