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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a naked man in my car right now.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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