There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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