Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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