About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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