No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science