apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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