Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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